Monday, May 19, 2014

Pre-Release Review of Taint by S.L. Jennings - Blog Tour Giveaway & Review

Taint is coming out tomorrow!  Check out my review and author giveaway.  You guys are going to love Taint by S.L. Jennings.
Title: Taint
Author: S.L Jennings
Release Date: May 20, 2014

BLURB:
Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a
lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good
for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your
tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing,
multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I
guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst
enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your
sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
Now…who’s first?


ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Most known for her starring role in a popular sitcom as a child, S.L. Jennings went on to earn  her law degree from Harvard at the young age of 16. While studying for the bar exam and recording her debut hit album, she also won the Nobel Prize for her groundbreaking invention of calorie-free wine. When she isn’t conquering the seas in her yacht or flying her Gulfstream, she likes to spin elaborate webs of lies and has even documented a few of these said falsehoods.

Some of S.L.’s devious lies:
FEAR OF FALLING
THE DARK LIGHT SERIES
v Dark Light
v The Dark Prince
v Nikolai (a Dark Light novella)
v Light Shadows- coming in 2014
TAINT- releasing in May 20, 2014

Meet the Liar:
www.facebook.com/authorsljennings
Twitter: @MrsSLJ
www.sljennings.com

Review of Taint on Kindle Crack Book Reviews
TaintTaint by S.L. Jennings
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Title: Taint
Series: Standalone/no cliffhanger
Author:  S.L. Jennings
Release Date: May 20, 2014
Rating: 5 sexy fun stars

taint   (tānt)
v. taint•ed, taint•ing, taints
v.tr.
1. To affect with or as if with a disease.
2. To affect with decay or putrefaction; spoil. See Synonyms at contaminate.
3. To corrupt morally.
4. To affect with a tinge of something reprehensible.
v.intr.
To become affected with decay or putrefaction; spoil.
n.
1. A moral defect considered as a stain or spot. See Synonyms at stain.
2. An infecting touch, influence, or tinge.

Everyone who walks into Justice Drake’s classroom is tainted in one way, or another.  Justice Drake is a world famous g-spot hunter, life-coach, sexpert, and a hot asshole with a heart of gold.   He’s crude, rude and walking sex on a stick. If you don’t know where to find, the stick…you are in the right place. Meet Justice Drake.

“There’s one in every class.  One that doesn’t want to accept the ugly truth staring her in the face.  Even though she’s read the manual, signed the contracts, and undergone all the necessary briefings before arriving, she still can’t grasp her reality–flashing bright, neon arrows toward her dried up vagina. Good thing I have no qualms about reminding her.  You suck at sex, I deadpan, my expression blank.”

From rock stars wives to uptight socialites…bored husbands with inflated bank accounts and egos send their wives to Justice to brush up on their sex skills and seduction techniques. They go willingly for the fear of being traded in for a new piece of arm candy.

“No one wants to fuck Chewbacca.  Groom your pussy as if you’re Sharon Stones crotch shot stunt double.”

Justice finds him super attracted to Ally, one of his students. She’s goofy, fun loving, unaffected and happens to be married to a huge dbag.  Ally's husband is cheating on her and the paparazzi are hot on his trail.  “I look at her–really look at her—and my head swirls with inner turmoil.”  She isn’t afraid to go toe-to-toe with Justice, and he respects her for it.  Justice’s number one rule in business is “don’t shit where you eat.” He can’t be with Ally…he thinks he isn’t not worthy of someone like her.  He’s torn, but for the first time…he wants more than just sex.

Justice isn’t who he says he is…or is he just tainted and hiding behind his drill Sargent ways?  Does Ally really know who the man she is married to? Well you are going to have to read Taint and find out about everyone’s little secrets.

I love this book and S.L. Jennings.  Her dialogue is funny as hell.  This sexy, sticky (there is ice cream involved) sweet romance tops my book list of man candy fun! Justice’s innermost thoughts had me laughing out loud. As many times as I laughed I wanted to smack him and him in the end hug him. Taint is a fun read and I loved it.  Go one click this one.

I want officially to thank S.L. Jennings for choosing cover model/athlete/gym owner Mike Thurston to adorn the cover of Taint. I think it’s safe to say a few thousand women on my blog page have commented on how insanely hot he is.  Ummm.. Mike if you are reading this I want an Aurora Gym sweatshirt…pretty please ; )

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